This song is from Family Guy
I'll play the part of Stewie
Gai: and I'll be Brian

Btw italicized means spoken, regular means sung...

Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're having the time of our lives.

Jesu: Take it dog...

Gai: We're quite a pair of partners,
Just Like Thelma and Louise.
'cept you're not six feet tall
Jesu: Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees.
Gai: Give it time.

Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
We're certainly going in style.

Gai: You're with an intellectual, who craps inside her pants.
Jesu: How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants.
Gai: Oh, pee jokes.

Both: We've traveled a bit and we've found,
Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound.

Gai: Crazy travel conditions, huh?
Jesu: First class or no class
Gai: Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique

Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not going to stop till we're there
Gai: Maybe for a beer.

Gai: Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
Jesu: That's right, until we're syndicated Fox will never let us die, please!

Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
The home of that old campus swing.

Gai: We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass.
Jesu: We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass.
Gai: Yikes!

Both: We certainly do get around.
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.
We're Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of college freshmen
who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown!

We're Rhode Island Bound..

I'll have a vid of this soon, made on Flash